Anti-Israel Protestors Block Other Anti-Israel Protestors From Protesting Anti-Israel Protest
NEW YORK – In an early-morning kerfuffle, several different Anti-Israel protest factions were seen to protest one another today on the streets of New York, causing traffic chaos and general confusion amongst passers-by.
“I really don’t understand what they’re doing at this point, they seemed to be arguing over which clan would have ongoing protest rights going forward. Something about a ‘right of return’ to the corner they protested on last week”, said a frustrated onlooker, who was prevented from entering his workplace at St. Jude’s Children’s Hospital.
“Once they started accusing each other of ‘protest cleansing’ I decided to just pack it in and head home. They’re essentially holding our city hostage which is not at all ironic or meant to represent a metaphor for the overall conflict”
As our reporters left the scene, a fourth group had confiscated everyone’s water bottles and began selling them back to them at a 10X markup.
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