Greta Thunberg Deemed ‘too gay’ For Gaza
Following the outcry over the existence of gay people who want to help Palestine from several members of Greta Thunberg’s...
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“Any Means Necessary” Redefined To Mean “Make Jews Dig Their Own Graves”
After the horrific video of Israeli hostage Evyatar David surfaced this past week, western pro-Palestine groups have been battling one...
Harvard Study Finds Statute of Limitations on Land-Back Rights To Be One Day Less Than It Took The Jews
A recent Harvard study has answered an age-old question surrounding land-back rights - resulting in the landmark finding that land-back...
As Final Punishment, Freed Hamas Prisoners To Be Flown Out Of Israel On El Al Coach Class
Israel's Head of National Security Haim Katz has announced one final punishment for the Hamas prisoners due to be released...
Link Between Brain Damage And Antisemitism Found In UFC Fighter’s Brain
After supporting Hitler's actions while simultaneously denying the holocaust, UFC fighter Bryce Mitchell was sent to Mount Sinai Hospital for...
23-Year-Old Living on Former Mexican Land Appalled By Colonization of Jewish State
SAN FRANCISCO - This past Tuesday, recent UC Berkeley grad Stacey Tarleton knew it was her civic responsibility to comment...
Exclusive: AI Kvetch-Off With Moses, Menachem & Meghan
Meghan Greenbaum (23) is a Jewish social media influencer in New York City. She was accidentally given exclusive access to...
Hamas Commanders Agree Sinwar Definitely The “Ross” Of Their Underground Tunnel Social Circle
In an exclusive interview with high-ranking members of the terrorist group Hamas, it has been revealed that Yayah Sinwar is...
Jewish Voice For Peace Excited To Decolonize Shavuot Just As Soon As Someone Explains To Them What Shavuot Is
Berkeley, CA - In the lead-up to the Jewish holiday of Shavuot, many members of Jewish Voice For Peace are...
Michael Rapaport To Train Israeli Forces In Verbal Assault Tactics
GAZA - In a bid to increase the IDF's intimidation factor during its war against terrorist group Hamas, the Israeli...
Woman Refuses To Board Plane Without Her Emotional-Support Daniel Hagari
TEL AVIV - A woman about to board a flight to Amsterdam at Ben Gurion International Airport has reportedly refused...
Israel Offers Missiles To Assist In Search For Missing Iranian President
JERUSALEM - Israel has joined the chorus of nations offering assistance in the search for missing Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi...