Muslims To Form New Religion Including Everyone Except Shaun King

MECCA, SA – In a rare show of unity among the different branches of Islam, a religious council has been formed to establish a totally new religion including all 1.9 Billion existing Muslims with the exception of Shaun King.

“Grifters gonna grift, what can I say. Unfortunately this move is easier than the alternative, which is to continue to allow him to take advantage of our people.”, Said the Imam responsible for the transition. He spoke to us under a condition of anonymity to avoid King hitting him up for money.

“His $1,000 per ticket speaking tour – immediately after converting to Islam – tipped us off that the man has no respect for our religion, or really anything besides his own pocketbook. He even went so far as to hold the events during the holy month of Ramadan to save money on catering. Abhorrent. We are hoping he finds an easier target now, or perhaps just, you know, stops.”

As of publication, King was reportedly planning an additional meet-and-greet in which you have to add him to your will in order to attend.