Passover Day 2: As A Result Of Rising Inflation, Ten Plagues Increased To 14
CAIRO – As a result of rising inflation and general market forces, a decree from on-high has reportedly increased the number of plagues this Passover from Ten to 14.
A draft of the plans that we have been able to review shows the following scourges to be visited upon the enemies of the house of Israel, in order:
11. Plague of ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
12. Plague of someone grabbing your hand and hitting you with it and saying “stop hitting yourself”
13. Just cats
14. Return of the firstborn (and they’re mad)
As of publication time, it is unclear whether there will also be an additional plague of raaaaaeeeaaaaiiin on your wedding day
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