23-Year-Old Living on Former Mexican Land Appalled By Colonization of Jewish State

SAN FRANCISCO – This past Tuesday, recent UC Berkeley grad Stacey Tarleton knew it was her civic responsibility to comment on a post she saw on Instagram about rockets being fired from Lebanon into Tel Aviv. The Mensa-level paragraph the former theater major wrote stated that “Colonization can never be excused. Ever. ‘Israel’ is an illegal entity that cruelly took land by force, and is not even a real country. The Palestinians in Lebanon have every right to freedom from Israel’s tyrannical occupation and the stranglehold Zionists have on the Middle East.” 

Quite satisfied with herself and her good deed for the day, the aspiring UN-intern sipped on a macchiato from her local cafe that adds 100% compost to the beans to ensure the coffee is conflict-free and taste-free. She proceeded to stroll around her 3-bedroom apartment in the heart of downtown San Francisco, which was formerly known as Yerba Buena until 1846, when American troops claimed the land as theirs during the Mexican-American War. 

More to come on this developing story…

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