Israel Offers Missiles To Assist In Search For Missing Iranian President

JERUSALEM – Israel has joined the chorus of nations offering assistance in the search for missing Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi by offering the beleaguered Persian nation unlimited use of its missile arsenal over the area in which the President went missing.

“We understand the President’s helicopter had a hard landing over a mountainous area in the Western part of Iran but perhaps they may still be out there.”, said Israeli Air Force spokesperson Eli Copter.

“If there’s anything we can do. Anything at all. Any missile at all from our arsenal that we can send to the exact location of the crash, we are happy to do it. This is the spirit of cooperation between nations.”

As of publication time, Israeli officials were reportedly working on an expanded offer to send missiles all the way to Tehran, should the Iranian regime require them.

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