Only UNRWA Worker Without Ties To Militants Feeling Really Left Out
GAZA CITY – In a Daily Brine exclusive – UNRWA teacher Salim Wahidi tells us of his surprise to learn just how extensive his coworkers’ ties to militants groups are.Â
“It just feels like there’s been this great big party going on and I wasn’t invited. I don’t get it, my mom says I’m really smart and handsome but none of the cool agency workers want to hang out with me.”, said Wahidi. “Just because my balaclava isn’t brand name? I bet I could fire an RPG while wearing civilian clothes then escape in a UN-marked ambulance just as well as they can.”
“Like I was trying to make plans one day last October and everybody had a different excuse. ‘I’m visiting my uncle, my cat got sick, I have to wash the rockets’. Turns out they were all hanging out together and just didn’t invite me.”
At press time, Wahidi had sat down at a full table in the UNRWA lunch room, only to have everyone else pick up and move one table over, leaving only Salim and the nerdy-but-cute-looking new girl with braces who just moved here from another town and probably will look smoking hot once she gets a makeover in the second act.
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