Greta Thunberg Deemed ‘too gay’ For Gaza
Following the outcry over the existence of gay people who want to help Palestine from several members of Greta Thunberg’s...
Hamas
“Any Means Necessary” Redefined To Mean “Make Jews Dig Their Own Graves”
After the horrific video of Israeli hostage Evyatar David surfaced this past week, western pro-Palestine groups have been battling one...
As Final Punishment, Freed Hamas Prisoners To Be Flown Out Of Israel On El Al Coach Class
Israel's Head of National Security Haim Katz has announced one final punishment for the Hamas prisoners due to be released...
Hamas Commanders Agree Sinwar Definitely The “Ross” Of Their Underground Tunnel Social Circle
In an exclusive interview with high-ranking members of the terrorist group Hamas, it has been revealed that Yayah Sinwar is...
IDF To Demonstrate New ‘Put Tumor Back In’ Capabilities On Sinwar Once Found
RAFAH - Once Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar is located, groundbreaking new technology should allow the tumor that was removed from...
AP And PA Partnering On New “Pay-For-Slay” Photography Program
RAMALLAH - Putting down your weapon to take photos in the middle of a terrorist infiltration is nerve-wracking at the...
Qatar Threatens Hamas With No Nintendo Time Before Bed If They Don’t Agree To Hostage Release
DOHA - In a late-night press release The Kingdom of Qatar has issued an ultimatum to Hamas leadership indicating that...
US Proposes Letting Hamas Rule The Country On Weekends Plus Every Other Thursday
WASHINGTON - With no end in sight to the decades-long Israeli Palestinian conflict, US diplomats have reportedly tabled a bold...
Gaza Journalist/Militant Nominated For Howitzer Prize
This Year's Nominee NEW YORK - This prestigious prize is awarded annually to those individuals who uphold only the highest...
Hamas’ Work-From-Tunnel Policy Absolutely Ruining Office Culture
The 'Magnolia' conference room GAZA - Several Hamas sources, speaking to us on the condition of anonymity, have been voicing...
Only UNRWA Worker Without Ties To Militants Feeling Really Left Out
GAZA CITY - In a Daily Brine exclusive - UNRWA teacher Salim Wahidi tells us of his surprise to learn...
Yahya Sinwar Quadruple-Checking That Whole 72 Virgins Thing Just To Be Extra Sure
KHAN YOUNIS - According to reports coming out of Gaza, Yahya Sinwar has been holed up in a bunker for...
