UN Demands Israel Withdraw From Rafah Immediately, Lest They Find More Hostages

RAFAH – After an Israeli operation in the Southern Gaza City of Rafah managed to rescue two hostages, the United Nations has issued an emergency order to cease all such operations immediately.

“It is unacceptable to us that Hamas’ leverage can removed without an equivalent diminishing of Israel’s long-term ability to exist. This isn’t how things are supposed to happen”, said a UN aid worker speaking from their Rafah data centre which is located on top of a terrorist data centre that they apparently know nothing about.

More to come on this developing story…

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