US Proposes Letting Hamas Rule The Country On Weekends Plus Every Other Thursday
WASHINGTON - With no end in sight to the decades-long Israeli Palestinian conflict, US diplomats have reportedly tabled a bold...
Month: February 2024
Country That Doesn’t Negotiate With Terrorists Asks Israel To Negotiate With Terrorists
Flag of country that doesn't negotiate with terrorists WASHINGTON, DC - Budding militants are taking note as the USA seeks...
Gaza Journalist/Militant Nominated For Howitzer Prize
This Year's Nominee NEW YORK - This prestigious prize is awarded annually to those individuals who uphold only the highest...
UN Demands Israel Withdraw From Rafah Immediately, Lest They Find More Hostages
RAFAH - After an Israeli operation in the Southern Gaza City of Rafah managed to rescue two hostages, the United...
Israel And Palestine Set To Ink Deal In Historic Seedless Accords – Clearing Way For First-Ever Two Watermelon Solution
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE - In a historical breakthrough, Israel and Palestine have both signed on to the Seedless Accords -...
Procrastinating Antisemite Accuses Jews Of Oppressing, geez I dunno, This Frog Maybe?
THE CREEK - In a vox-pop interview, we caught up with full-time antisemite Unicorn Sunbeam during an early morning scramble...
