IDF To Demonstrate New ‘Put Tumor Back In’ Capabilities On Sinwar Once Found
RAFAH – Once Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar is located, groundbreaking new technology should allow the tumor that was removed from his brain by Israeli doctors in 2006 to be put back in – from a distance of several hundred metres.
The technology has yet to be demonstrated in the field but military experts are confident in its effectiveness and accuracy given that the Hamas Leader’s ears give him a very distinctive radar signature.
“We kind of regret removing it from him in the first place while he was in prison in Israel. We were trying to be nice and save his life because that is how we treat our prisoners, but he had a very peculiar way of showing his appreciation. Anyways back it goes.”, Said the Israeli commander in charge of the operation.
“It’s actually very interesting, we got rid of the original one so our scientists have developed a new lead-based synthetic replacement. I hope he likes it.”
As of publication time, it is as-yet unclear how the tumor will be tolerated by a person whose entire body is already cancer.
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