Israel And Palestine Set To Ink Deal In Historic Seedless Accords – Clearing Way For First-Ever Two Watermelon Solution
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE –
In a historical breakthrough, Israel and Palestine have both signed on to the Seedless Accords – establishing a long hoped-for 2 watermelon solution.
Head mediator Rami Even-Esh described to us the details of the compromise:
“Essentially the Israelis will receive the seedless variety, along with emoji rights. Palestine receives the seedful type, and must stop claiming that Israelis never ate watermelon before 1948. They will also retain full emoji rights. “
As of press time, it is as-yet undetermined who invented Hummus.
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