Hamas Commanders Agree Sinwar Definitely The “Ross” Of Their Underground Tunnel Social Circle
In an exclusive interview with high-ranking members of the terrorist group Hamas, it has been revealed that Yayah Sinwar is...
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Jewish Voice For Peace Excited To Decolonize Shavuot Just As Soon As Someone Explains To Them What Shavuot Is
Berkeley, CA - In the lead-up to the Jewish holiday of Shavuot, many members of Jewish Voice For Peace are...
Michael Rapaport To Train Israeli Forces In Verbal Assault Tactics
GAZA - In a bid to increase the IDF's intimidation factor during its war against terrorist group Hamas, the Israeli...
Woman Refuses To Board Plane Without Her Emotional-Support Daniel Hagari
TEL AVIV - A woman about to board a flight to Amsterdam at Ben Gurion International Airport has reportedly refused...
Israel Offers Missiles To Assist In Search For Missing Iranian President
JERUSALEM - Israel has joined the chorus of nations offering assistance in the search for missing Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi...
IDF To Demonstrate New ‘Put Tumor Back In’ Capabilities On Sinwar Once Found
RAFAH - Once Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar is located, groundbreaking new technology should allow the tumor that was removed from...
Passover Day 2: As A Result Of Rising Inflation, Ten Plagues Increased To 14
CAIRO - As a result of rising inflation and general market forces, a decree from on-high has reportedly increased the...
Columbia To Create New Concentration Campus Just For Jews To Help Them Feel Safe
NEW YORK - After initial attempts failed at having Jews stay only in the student ghetto, these new special areas...
Commuter Turns Around And Drives Straight To Keffieh Store After Protest Closes Highway
CHICAGO - The ranks of Pro-Hamas supporters have swelled after an April 15th blockade of local highways converted millions of...
AP And PA Partnering On New “Pay-For-Slay” Photography Program
RAMALLAH - Putting down your weapon to take photos in the middle of a terrorist infiltration is nerve-wracking at the...
Report: Columbia Prepared To Crack Down On Antisemitism So Long As It Doesn’t Risk Any Of Their Funding From Qatar
NEW YORK, NY - The University of Columbia has finally issued a statement pledging to combat antisemitism on campus -...
Muslims To Form New Religion Including Everyone Except Shaun King
MECCA, SA - In a rare show of unity among the different branches of Islam, a religious council has been...
