Muslims To Form New Religion Including Everyone Except Shaun King
MECCA, SA - In a rare show of unity among the different branches of Islam, a religious council has been...
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Qatar Threatens Hamas With No Nintendo Time Before Bed If They Don’t Agree To Hostage Release
DOHA - In a late-night press release The Kingdom of Qatar has issued an ultimatum to Hamas leadership indicating that...
Anti-Israel Protestors Block Other Anti-Israel Protestors From Protesting Anti-Israel Protest
NEW YORK - In an early-morning kerfuffle, several different Anti-Israel protest factions were seen to protest one another today on...
US Proposes Letting Hamas Rule The Country On Weekends Plus Every Other Thursday
WASHINGTON - With no end in sight to the decades-long Israeli Palestinian conflict, US diplomats have reportedly tabled a bold...
Country That Doesn’t Negotiate With Terrorists Asks Israel To Negotiate With Terrorists
Flag of country that doesn't negotiate with terrorists WASHINGTON, DC - Budding militants are taking note as the USA seeks...
Gaza Journalist/Militant Nominated For Howitzer Prize
This Year's Nominee NEW YORK - This prestigious prize is awarded annually to those individuals who uphold only the highest...
UN Demands Israel Withdraw From Rafah Immediately, Lest They Find More Hostages
RAFAH - After an Israeli operation in the Southern Gaza City of Rafah managed to rescue two hostages, the United...
Israel And Palestine Set To Ink Deal In Historic Seedless Accords – Clearing Way For First-Ever Two Watermelon Solution
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE - In a historical breakthrough, Israel and Palestine have both signed on to the Seedless Accords -...
Procrastinating Antisemite Accuses Jews Of Oppressing, geez I dunno, This Frog Maybe?
THE CREEK - In a vox-pop interview, we caught up with full-time antisemite Unicorn Sunbeam during an early morning scramble...
Hamas’ Work-From-Tunnel Policy Absolutely Ruining Office Culture
The 'Magnolia' conference room GAZA - Several Hamas sources, speaking to us on the condition of anonymity, have been voicing...
Only UNRWA Worker Without Ties To Militants Feeling Really Left Out
GAZA CITY - In a Daily Brine exclusive - UNRWA teacher Salim Wahidi tells us of his surprise to learn...
Journalist Reporting On 5-Million Percent Increase In Antisemitism Makes Sure To Mention Islamophobia Too
Sandy Bashington on the scene PHILADELPHIA - While reporting on the tidal wave of threats, intimidation, attacks, blood libels, Holocaust...
