23-Year-Old Living on Former Mexican Land Appalled By Colonization of Jewish State
SAN FRANCISCO - This past Tuesday, recent UC Berkeley grad Stacey Tarleton knew it was her civic responsibility to comment...
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Exclusive: AI Kvetch-Off With Moses, Menachem & Meghan
Meghan Greenbaum (23) is a Jewish social media influencer in New York City. She was accidentally given exclusive access to...
Hamas Commanders Agree Sinwar Definitely The “Ross” Of Their Underground Tunnel Social Circle
In an exclusive interview with high-ranking members of the terrorist group Hamas, it has been revealed that Yayah Sinwar is...
Jewish Voice For Peace Excited To Decolonize Shavuot Just As Soon As Someone Explains To Them What Shavuot Is
Berkeley, CA - In the lead-up to the Jewish holiday of Shavuot, many members of Jewish Voice For Peace are...
Michael Rapaport To Train Israeli Forces In Verbal Assault Tactics
GAZA - In a bid to increase the IDF's intimidation factor during its war against terrorist group Hamas, the Israeli...
Woman Refuses To Board Plane Without Her Emotional-Support Daniel Hagari
TEL AVIV - A woman about to board a flight to Amsterdam at Ben Gurion International Airport has reportedly refused...
Israel Offers Missiles To Assist In Search For Missing Iranian President
JERUSALEM - Israel has joined the chorus of nations offering assistance in the search for missing Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi...
IDF To Demonstrate New ‘Put Tumor Back In’ Capabilities On Sinwar Once Found
RAFAH - Once Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar is located, groundbreaking new technology should allow the tumor that was removed from...
Passover Day 2: As A Result Of Rising Inflation, Ten Plagues Increased To 14
CAIRO - As a result of rising inflation and general market forces, a decree from on-high has reportedly increased the...
Columbia To Create New Concentration Campus Just For Jews To Help Them Feel Safe
NEW YORK - After initial attempts failed at having Jews stay only in the student ghetto, these new special areas...
Commuter Turns Around And Drives Straight To Keffieh Store After Protest Closes Highway
CHICAGO - The ranks of Pro-Hamas supporters have swelled after an April 15th blockade of local highways converted millions of...
AP And PA Partnering On New “Pay-For-Slay” Photography Program
RAMALLAH - Putting down your weapon to take photos in the middle of a terrorist infiltration is nerve-wracking at the...