UN Demands Israel Withdraw From Rafah Immediately, Lest They Find More Hostages
RAFAH - After an Israeli operation in the Southern Gaza City of Rafah managed to rescue two hostages, the United...
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Israel And Palestine Set To Ink Deal In Historic Seedless Accords – Clearing Way For First-Ever Two Watermelon Solution
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE - In a historical breakthrough, Israel and Palestine have both signed on to the Seedless Accords -...
Procrastinating Antisemite Accuses Jews Of Oppressing, geez I dunno, This Frog Maybe?
THE CREEK - In a vox-pop interview, we caught up with full-time antisemite Unicorn Sunbeam during an early morning scramble...
Hamas’ Work-From-Tunnel Policy Absolutely Ruining Office Culture
The 'Magnolia' conference room GAZA - Several Hamas sources, speaking to us on the condition of anonymity, have been voicing...
Only UNRWA Worker Without Ties To Militants Feeling Really Left Out
GAZA CITY - In a Daily Brine exclusive - UNRWA teacher Salim Wahidi tells us of his surprise to learn...
Journalist Reporting On 5-Million Percent Increase In Antisemitism Makes Sure To Mention Islamophobia Too
Sandy Bashington on the scene PHILADELPHIA - While reporting on the tidal wave of threats, intimidation, attacks, blood libels, Holocaust...
Diwali Criticized In New York Times For De-Centering Black and Palestinian Lived Experience
Oppressive Diwali Candles NEW YORK - New York Times columnist Wokely Folxeson contributed a poignant essay this past Monday pointing...
Mia Khalifa Filmed Without Hijab
Mia Khalifa without her trademark Hijab MIAMI - In what is being seen as an affront to conservative Muslim rules...
Report: Anti-Israel Activists Paid to Protest. Now Striking For Higher Wages, Benefits
MONTREAL - In a bizarre turn of events, activists who were compensated for their participation in Anti-Israel protests are now...
UN Condemns Egypt For Zoning Violation
CAIRO - In an early-morning release, the UN has issued a statement condemning Egypt for an egregious violation of local...
BBC Announces Hamas-Controlled Health Ministry As Their New Middle East Branch
LONDON - In an effort at cost-cutting and streamlining, the BBC has appointed the Hamas-Controlled Health Ministry to do all...
Yahya Sinwar Quadruple-Checking That Whole 72 Virgins Thing Just To Be Extra Sure
KHAN YOUNIS - According to reports coming out of Gaza, Yahya Sinwar has been holed up in a bunker for...
