Columbia To Create New Concentration Campus Just For Jews To Help Them Feel Safe
NEW YORK - After initial attempts failed at having Jews stay only in the student ghetto, these new special areas...
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Commuter Turns Around And Drives Straight To Keffieh Store After Protest Closes Highway
CHICAGO - The ranks of Pro-Hamas supporters have swelled after an April 15th blockade of local highways converted millions of...
AP And PA Partnering On New “Pay-For-Slay” Photography Program
RAMALLAH - Putting down your weapon to take photos in the middle of a terrorist infiltration is nerve-wracking at the...
Report: Columbia Prepared To Crack Down On Antisemitism So Long As It Doesn’t Risk Any Of Their Funding From Qatar
NEW YORK, NY - The University of Columbia has finally issued a statement pledging to combat antisemitism on campus -...
Muslims To Form New Religion Including Everyone Except Shaun King
MECCA, SA - In a rare show of unity among the different branches of Islam, a religious council has been...
Qatar Threatens Hamas With No Nintendo Time Before Bed If They Don’t Agree To Hostage Release
DOHA - In a late-night press release The Kingdom of Qatar has issued an ultimatum to Hamas leadership indicating that...
Anti-Israel Protestors Block Other Anti-Israel Protestors From Protesting Anti-Israel Protest
NEW YORK - In an early-morning kerfuffle, several different Anti-Israel protest factions were seen to protest one another today on...
US Proposes Letting Hamas Rule The Country On Weekends Plus Every Other Thursday
WASHINGTON - With no end in sight to the decades-long Israeli Palestinian conflict, US diplomats have reportedly tabled a bold...
Country That Doesn’t Negotiate With Terrorists Asks Israel To Negotiate With Terrorists
Flag of country that doesn't negotiate with terrorists WASHINGTON, DC - Budding militants are taking note as the USA seeks...
Gaza Journalist/Militant Nominated For Howitzer Prize
This Year's Nominee NEW YORK - This prestigious prize is awarded annually to those individuals who uphold only the highest...
UN Demands Israel Withdraw From Rafah Immediately, Lest They Find More Hostages
RAFAH - After an Israeli operation in the Southern Gaza City of Rafah managed to rescue two hostages, the United...
Israel And Palestine Set To Ink Deal In Historic Seedless Accords – Clearing Way For First-Ever Two Watermelon Solution
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE - In a historical breakthrough, Israel and Palestine have both signed on to the Seedless Accords -...
