Hamas Promises To Release Hostages Only If Allowed To Rule Entire World, Moon
DOHA – Hamas is reportedly considering a new hostage release and ceasefire deal floated by Qatar. Indications are that they may accept it, with conditions.
An anonymous source close to the negotiations has told The Daily Brine that hostages would be released in a phased manner as long as Hamas is permitted “Utter dominion over the entire globe and moon”. It is unclear as of press time whether Israel will accept these conditions.
As far as Hamas’ plan to actually get to the moon, initial reports indicate that they will use a modified Toyota Hilux pickup truck with a SpaceX Raptor Engine duct taped to the back.
More to come on this developing story…