23-Year-Old Living on Former Mexican Land Appalled By Colonization of Jewish State
SAN FRANCISCO - This past Tuesday, recent UC Berkeley grad Stacey Tarleton knew it was her civic responsibility to comment...
Israel
Exclusive: AI Kvetch-Off With Moses, Menachem & Meghan
Meghan Greenbaum (23) is a Jewish social media influencer in New York City. She was accidentally given exclusive access to...
Michael Rapaport To Train Israeli Forces In Verbal Assault Tactics
GAZA - In a bid to increase the IDF's intimidation factor during its war against terrorist group Hamas, the Israeli...
Woman Refuses To Board Plane Without Her Emotional-Support Daniel Hagari
TEL AVIV - A woman about to board a flight to Amsterdam at Ben Gurion International Airport has reportedly refused...
Israel Offers Missiles To Assist In Search For Missing Iranian President
JERUSALEM - Israel has joined the chorus of nations offering assistance in the search for missing Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi...
IDF To Demonstrate New ‘Put Tumor Back In’ Capabilities On Sinwar Once Found
RAFAH - Once Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar is located, groundbreaking new technology should allow the tumor that was removed from...
Qatar Threatens Hamas With No Nintendo Time Before Bed If They Don’t Agree To Hostage Release
DOHA - In a late-night press release The Kingdom of Qatar has issued an ultimatum to Hamas leadership indicating that...
US Proposes Letting Hamas Rule The Country On Weekends Plus Every Other Thursday
WASHINGTON - With no end in sight to the decades-long Israeli Palestinian conflict, US diplomats have reportedly tabled a bold...
Country That Doesn’t Negotiate With Terrorists Asks Israel To Negotiate With Terrorists
Flag of country that doesn't negotiate with terrorists WASHINGTON, DC - Budding militants are taking note as the USA seeks...
Israel And Palestine Set To Ink Deal In Historic Seedless Accords – Clearing Way For First-Ever Two Watermelon Solution
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE - In a historical breakthrough, Israel and Palestine have both signed on to the Seedless Accords -...
Yahya Sinwar Quadruple-Checking That Whole 72 Virgins Thing Just To Be Extra Sure
KHAN YOUNIS - According to reports coming out of Gaza, Yahya Sinwar has been holed up in a bunker for...
Hamas Promises To Release Hostages Only If Allowed To Rule Entire World, Moon
DOHA - Hamas is reportedly considering a new hostage release and ceasefire deal floated by Qatar. Indications are that they...
