Israel And Palestine Set To Ink Deal In Historic Seedless Accords – Clearing Way For First-Ever Two Watermelon Solution
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE - In a historical breakthrough, Israel and Palestine have both signed on to the Seedless Accords -...
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Yahya Sinwar Quadruple-Checking That Whole 72 Virgins Thing Just To Be Extra Sure
KHAN YOUNIS - According to reports coming out of Gaza, Yahya Sinwar has been holed up in a bunker for...
Hamas Promises To Release Hostages Only If Allowed To Rule Entire World, Moon
DOHA - Hamas is reportedly considering a new hostage release and ceasefire deal floated by Qatar. Indications are that they...
UN Vows To Investigate Whether Jewish Hostages Count
NEW YORK - The UN has pledged to do more to secure the release of Israeli hostages held by terrorist...
UN Condemns Hamas For Lack Of Handrails
A Hamas tunnel with a notable lack of handrails GENEVA, SW – After months of silence in the wake of...
