US Proposes Letting Hamas Rule The Country On Weekends Plus Every Other Thursday
WASHINGTON – With no end in sight to the decades-long Israeli Palestinian conflict, US diplomats have reportedly tabled a bold new proposal which would do away with the two-state solution and allow for joint custody of the land of Israel.
A preliminary copy of the document which was presented in Paris this past week indicates the following draft terms:
On Hamas days there will be a suspension of voting, freedom of religion, freedom of expression, equality for minorities, and any form of autonomy for women whatsoever. LGBTQ citizens are advised to just try not to be during those periods.
Everything will be restored on Israel’s days once Hamas peacefully hands back governing responsibilities on Sundays at midnight.
This arrangement is only proposed to be temporary, however. Once the new country is 14, citizens will be allowed to decide for themselves who they would rather live with.