Woman Refuses To Board Plane Without Her Emotional-Support Daniel Hagari
TEL AVIV – A woman about to board a flight to Amsterdam at Ben Gurion International Airport has reportedly refused to get on the plane without being accompanied by her emotional-support IDF Spokesperson Daniel Hagari.
“They said that the flight is full and told me that I have to stow him underneath with all the checked baggage but I absolutely cannot fly without him with me”, said frustrated passenger Agam Azoulay.
“I have this condition where if I get into any stressful or uncertain situation, I need IDF Spokesperson Hagari to calmly but confidently explain to me what is going on and tell me that everything is going to be alright”
Hagari himself commented, “Here we see a situation where the airline has launched a direct challenge to Agam’s ability to bring me with her onto the plane. This is a severe and dangerous escalation and can only result in a poor outcome for our adversaries. We stand at the highest level of readiness to ask to speak to the manager and even to video the situation and put it on YouTube. I will keep you updated as this progresses”
As of publication, the man behind Azoulay in line was seen frantically trying to stuff Eylon Levy into his carry-on bag.
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