UN Condemns Egypt For Zoning Violation
CAIRO – In an early-morning release, the UN has issued a statement condemning Egypt for an egregious violation of local zoning ordinances in the construction of their border wall with Gaza.
“They have constructed a 30-foot-high ridiculously intimidating border wall with three layers of razor wire in a zone that only permits 28-foot-high ridiculously intimidating border walls with maximum two layers of razor wire”, said a spokesperson. “They also should not be building a more robust wall than Israel has, you know, for optics”
When asked why such a wall was needed to protect them from their brothers, sisters, and freedom fighters in Gaza, Egyptian officials muttered nervously with each other for a few minutes then quickly blamed it on Israel.
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