Report: Anti-Israel Activists Paid to Protest. Now Striking For Higher Wages, Benefits

MONTREAL – In a bizarre turn of events, activists who were compensated for their participation in Anti-Israel protests are now setting up picket lines to strike for higher wages and benefits.

“We cannot Free Palestine until we ourselves are free from under the boot of big-protest.” said union leader Unicorn Greenleaf. “I also would like a dental plan”

Protest organizers are mulling union-busting tactics such as bringing in scab labor, however most of the top talent is in the union and replacements reportedly are having trouble writing legible signs or marching in the same direction.

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