Hamas’ Work-From-Tunnel Policy Absolutely Ruining Office Culture
GAZA – Several Hamas sources, speaking to us on the condition of anonymity, have been voicing a growing dissatisfaction with the terror group’s new “Work From Tunnel” policy.
“It was a lot better during the pandemic when we were allowed to do ‘Work From Hospital’, ‘Work From Children’s School’, ‘Work From Money-Laundering UN-Affiliated Front Organization’, you know the typical places we operate from. But now? WFT is killing morale. It’s dark, it’s moldy, and the wifi sucks”, Said one senior Hamas source.
Another source complained of the lack of flexibility since remote work has been rolled back: “It’s not fair, I heard that some of the guys in Hezbollah got an Airbnb together in Tehran. They’re Zoom-bombing Jews online during the day and going out partying every night. We used to be able to do that too but now it’s just tunnels, tunnels, tunnels.
It does not end there for the beleaguered militants – their latest frustration has to do with a strange salt-water leakage that some have noticed pooling around the tunnel floors. The mood has soured as they wait for a plumber to determine the source of the water. More to come on this developing story…
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