As Final Punishment, Freed Hamas Prisoners To Be Flown Out Of Israel On El Al Coach Class
Israel’s Head of National Security Haim Katz has announced one final punishment for the Hamas prisoners due to be released this week as part of the hostage release deal – they will be flown out of Israel on El Al coach class.
Qatari mediators are livid at what they see as a cruel and sadistic last-minute change to a deal that was finalized weeks ago.
“Haven’t these men suffered enough? This final act of torture by the occupation forces was never mentioned during ceasefire talks” said chief Qatari negotiator Handmi Atawel. “This is a serious breach that we will most certainly be discussing with the ICJ”
Several of the convicted mass-murderers who had been serving life sentences have reportedly been refusing to leave their cells – preferring the comforts of Israeli prison to the torment of riding in a rusty Boeing 737 that hasn’t been refurbished since the 1970’s.
“I heard the seats, they are stiff like cardboard. And there’s never any room in the overhead bins with all of those Stetson hat boxes.” said one of the prisoners, speaking on the condition of anonymity, as he didn’t want anyone to know he was flying El Al economy class. “It would bring great shame upon my family.”
When questioned by reporters about this unorthodox measure Katz was unrepentant, stating: “We are giving 30 of these criminals for every one of our innocent hostages, they are lucky we don’t make them ride outside the plane”
As of press-time we had reached out to El-Al for comment but were told by their customer service representative that it would take 6-10 business days for any sort of response.
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